I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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