Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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