talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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