Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She's JV to your varsity
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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