I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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