you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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