Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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