brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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