And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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