I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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