that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
This is classic penis vs brain.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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