dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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