I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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