Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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