i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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