ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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