You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
two words: eviction party
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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