u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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