our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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