I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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