I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize