I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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