just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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