her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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