youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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