They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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