Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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