Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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