May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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