was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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