Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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