Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize