dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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