I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We don't watch enough power rangers
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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