I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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