I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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