turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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