oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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