I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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