I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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