so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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