I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i will never coherently bang her
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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