Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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