Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
soo... how was my night?
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