Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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