Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
birth control should be required to get into college
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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