if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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