carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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