Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
soo... how was my night?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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