Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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